【玳瑚師父玄學論】 《最高明的投資家》
The Most Brilliant Investor (English version below)
很多很多人不是很明白，什麼叫投資。而事實上，吾，玳瑚師父，也並不清楚什麼叫投資。哈哈哈...！稍安勿躁，稍安勿躁。吾，玳瑚師父，雖不善投資，但吾懂種種投資的密碼，可助投資者馬到功成，旗開得勝，得心應手......。因此，吾，玳瑚師父，是最高明的投資家。
每一個人有不一樣的喜好，有些人喜歡投資車，有些人喜歡投資房產，有些人喜投資酒，有些人喜投資食品，有些人喜投資萬字票，有些人喜投資股票，有些人喜投資愛情（一笑），等等。以上眾多投資，唯屬投資愛情最沒良心。若你妳不同意這說法，等妳你心被「偷走」時，妳你就會理解這說法了。哈.....！
投資本來都有風險，在有形的世界裡，最大的風險來自你妳身邊的人，也就是合夥人，幫妳你處理投資的人，再下來就是投資的項目，以及你妳的起、居、飲、食、 行、住、坐、臥。如果妳你認為這八個字是日常生活中的瑣事，那就是妳你失敗的原因了。不打緊，妳你有幸觀讀這文章，信受奉行，依然有福啊！
「起」，是指妳你起床時間。
「居」，是指妳你居住的房屋。
「飲」，是指妳你飲用的水。
「食」，是指妳你每日所攝取的食物。
「行」，是指妳你帶步的工具。
「住」，是指妳你居住的地理環境。
「坐」，是指妳你家中的書桌位，及辦工室的事務桌位。
「臥」，是指妳你家中的床位。
這八個字對於我們的一生，實在太重要了。 若妳你願意的話，交由「最高明」的投資家為妳你代勞吧！
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Too many people have not got a clue about investment. In truth, Master Dai Hu has not got a clear idea about it as well. Ha ha ha...! Be calm, be calm. Although Master Dai Hu is not skilled at investing, I do know the secret codes to successful investments, and these secret codes shall enable investors to achieve success with ease and fly the flag of victory. Thus I say, Master Dai Hu is the most brilliant investor.
Each and every person has his or her own investment preference. Some like to invest in cars, while others in properties. Some like to put their monies in wines and others, in food. There are people who invest in lotteries while others, in the stock market. And there are people who invest in romance etc. Of all the above, investing in romantic affairs is the most heartless. If you do not agree with me, wait till you get your heart broken and you will understand why I say so. Ha ha ha....
There is inherent risk in all investments. In this material world, the people beside you, your investment partners and those who manage your investment actually pose the greatest risk to you. The next on the list of risk factors go to your choice of investment, as well as your daily life routines like where, what and when you Rise, Reside, Drink, Eat, Move, Stay, Sit and Sleep. If you think that these activities are just, well, normal routines, you are dead wrong and this will lead to your failure. But it is alright, you are fortunate to read this article and if you follow the advice, you can still count yourself lucky.
Rise, refers to the time you wake up everyday.
Reside, refers to your residence.
Drink, refers to the fluids you consume.
Eat, refers to the food you take in.
Move, refers to your mode of transport.
Stay, refers to your living environment.
Sit, refers to the place and position of your work or study desk.
Sleep, refers to the position of your bed.
These eight words have a significant impact on our lives. If you oblige, let the most brilliant investor give you his advice!
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